ok then... is it just me or is the word "blog" well confusing? cos its a made up word but it could be combinations of different words... you see... it could be the word "log" with an extra "b" or it could be the word "bog" with and extra "l". its crazy shit i tell thee. so im confused and want to know why they dont just call it either "bog", "log", "diary", or "captains log on the bog".

today i recieved a gift from one of santas elves. it was in my advent caledndar in which he put the gift. and this is the tall tale of the gift of advent which i would desire to share with thou art. the gift, came in a unique foil wrapper with an enchanted stick of whitness, descending from the sphincterrr of the unique foil wrapped gift. "ooh" ejaculated I. Intreeged was i, unwrapped the gift i did and appeard from the mystical foil packaging, was a evil smiling snat claus. he was brown on the outside with a soft sticky golden centre. Gasped I, i threw the evil on the floor and cursed to the ceiling "why have you forsaken me crikey lord, Alai fornfrack?" what was this awful pice of non enchantment or mysticallity?